Sometimes the big guy upstairs tells us it’s time to take a break from the hustle and bustle from the stresses of the working man’s life. This time is called being sick. But being sick doesn’t always mean the little guy downstairs can’t carry on with his life—‘cause after all, that guy often lives a separate life of his own.
Ladies, unless you’re worried about him being contagious or somethin’, this is the time to take care of your man. Because love, sex, and fun…is contagious.
So how do you take care of your man when he’s down? Try to…get him up. Nothing distracts me more from a whooping cough than a little lingerie. I won’t care about my broken legs if two smooth long ones are lying on top of them. Not scared of vomiting, so long as you’re in my mouth. You get the picture? ‘Cause I could do this all day…
Pee-Wee Herman got arrested for…private reasons…in an adult movie theater showing a film entitled “Nurse Nancy.” The flick was about a nurse (Nancy) who lovingly gives “erotic medicine” to just about every guy—doctor, patient, you name ‘em—in her hospital. Nurse Nancy might have known how to treat her man (and every man in every scene) just right when he was feeling under the weather. This doesn’t sound like a porno, it sounds like something Obama should keep in mind for his new healthcare reform.
What us guys are trying to say to you girls is, there’s no better way to say “screw you” to a nasty bug than, well, screwing you. Stay healthy, and if not, get well soon, and get laid quick.
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