Daydreams can lead to a wealth of fantasy that break you from your daily grind and put a smile on your otherwise emotionless face. Whether it’s during the work-day or as you flip through channel after channel of laugh tracks, sales pitches and reality TV shows, thinking of your loved (or lusted) one can give you a quick recharge.
But don’t get caught up in it. If you run out of material (or there isn’t much to begin with because you’ve just met) then where do you go? Please don’t say it. Okay, fine. Go ahead. You want to hit the net and e-stalk the crap out of your new squeeze don’t you? OK, you can say it, but don’t do it. One thing leads to another and you may find yourself in a pretty uncomfortable position. Let’s take a look at some potential situations.
Situation A:
The Stalk:
You comment on her profile. It’s something cute and inviting yet witty and a little sardonic like, “Hey baby, remember me from the laundromat? You spin me right round baby right round, like when I didn’t have enough change and we romantically chose to dry our whites together.”
The Outcome #1:
She doesn’t answer so your mind explodes with a gush of questions. Why didn’t she respond? Did she not see it? Laundry isn’t sexy, what was I thinking!?
-or-
Outcome #2:
She responds with something equally sugary and amusing…or just something that shows her true colors way too fast like “oH my G-D im s0 h@ppy ur msg’in me. uR the 1ST guy I kn0w wit that menee teef.”
Situation B:
The Stalk:
Although you’ve never met her, you feel like kindred spirits. You both post on the same message boards, you both like the same TV shows and you both have a totally irrational fear of lawn gnomes. You think it’s too good to be true, so before officially meeting you sneak over to look through her apartment window to see if she’s as fit as she looks in her photos. Reality ensues.
Outcome #1:
You bite the bullet and decide to go out with her even though her size suggests she’s prone to using a can of whipped cream as a mid-coitous snack as much as she is for foreplay.
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Outcome #2:
You detach yourself completely, never knowing if there really was enough beauty on the inside to make up for all the ugly on the outside.
Thinking of your significant other is fine, but be careful when you let a new love interest creep into both your mind and broadband connection, because you never know what might happen.
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